if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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