So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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