college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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