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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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