And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
