Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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