Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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