This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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