i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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