office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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