I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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