do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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