how can u be prego again
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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