Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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