He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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