I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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