dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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