Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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