a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Hippo gnu deer
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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