All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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