Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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