Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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