I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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