he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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