I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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