The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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