Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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