i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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