does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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