sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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