what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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