can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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