Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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