Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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