He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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