Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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