I wanna passion pit in your ass
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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