Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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