Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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