All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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