when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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