Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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