Nicole vs. Life
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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