That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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