Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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