New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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