What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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