And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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