Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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