it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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